Date Line: June 29 to July 1, 1997.
Lee Dilkie and I took off on Sunday June 29th at 9:00 pm from Kemptville on a mission. We were off to Indianapolis Indiana for the purposes of slicing (electronically that is..) Lee's shoulder into about 16 pieces about 3mm thick. Yep, he was going for an MRI scan to get a look at what has been causing him a LOT of pain.
We stopped for gas about 12:30 a.m. Monday somewhere in New York state just past Syracuse on I-90. We then drove through to about 30 miles short of Cleveland Ohio where we stopped for about 1 1/2 hours sleep from 4:30 a.m. to 6:00 a.m. After waking and running our heads under some cold water and grabbing a can of caffeine (Coke) we were off again.
Somewhere in the neighbourhood of 8:30 or so, we stopped again, still in Ohio, just short of the Indiana border, for gas and breakfast. I can't remember the name of the place but it's motto is America's favorite sandwich place (or something like that). Well, it was edible, but certainly not worthy of a "favourites" list. We were off again and heading into Indiana.
A few minutes into Indiana we get off I-90 and go south on I-69 towards Fort Wayne and then Indianapolis. We went through Auburn which is the home of the Auburn, Cord and Deusenburg Museum. The Auburn is one of my favourite cars from the past. The Cord is very similar and very nice as well. And the Deusenburg, well nothing beats a "Deusy". Unfortunately, we didn't really have time to stop off and have a look as we were on a mission. We ended up getting into the Hotel at 12:30 (our time, as we didn't realize there was a time change at the Indiana border). This worked to our advantage though as we were able to catch an extra hour of Z's before Lee's appointment at 5:00.
The technician (name withheld to protect the innocent) was/is a great guy. He showed us the MRI equipment and explained some of the operation while he was getting Lee prepped and set up in the machine. He was explaining about the power of the magnetic field required for the machine while I was walking around it with my video camera. He noticed and barked "get away from there". I had assumed that when the machine wasn't actually in use it would be OK, however the extremely large and powerful PERMANENT magnet is, of course, always producing a large and powerful magnetic field. I checked the tape in the camera and fortunately, the latest sequences of the road trip were still there. If I had stayed a minute or so longer, or had moved closer to the magnet, my tape would have been erased. Apparently, when close enough the magnetic field can actually do chip level damage to electronic gear. Whew! All I need is to have to replace my video camera.
After 40 minutes of being stuffed in the electronic 'sausage tube' and being sliced 16 ways from Sunday, Lee was in pretty severe pain. The machine/scan itself didn't cause any but he had to stay perfectly still with his arm in a position that allowed the best scan for the entire 40 minutes. Unfortunately, it was also a position that caused his shoulder "straight scotch" pain, I think Lee called it.
And this is one of the 'sections' of his right shoulder. That reminds me, I've got to get to the butcher shop for this weekend's BBQ...
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With the scanning and printing done, it was time to get some food and beverage. Being the mild mannered Canadians we are, Lee and I had never been to Hooters so needless to say we accepted the invite to check one out. (Actually it was my suggestion..). The food was good. Lee and I both had burgers that were just short of my own BBQ'd ones for taste. The two pitchers of draught went down pretty well too as it had been a long, hot, humid day. The waitress that served us (Amber) was very nice, and bore a striking resemblance to "Heidi" on Home Improvement.
We spent a few hours there talking technology, health care, computers and computer games (one in particular) and our Host had to get going. We had had a long day as well and headed back to the Hotel for some deep sleep before hitting the road in the morning.
This is where the hour behind was not an advantage. We basically just stayed on our own daylight savings time and got up and out about 9:00 a.m. After a gas and breakfast stop we were on the road at about 10:00.
We looked at the map while enjoying our Sausage McMuffin with Egg, OJ and hash browns, and decided to try a different route back to Cleveland. This time we would take I-70 East to Columbus Ohio, then turn North on I-71 to Cleveland to meet Don for a late lunch. All I can say is, it looked good on paper. We ended up being detoured off of 70 onto a lesser 4 lane road (40) that passed through the local towns. We were bumper to bumper, stop and go, for about an hour until we got to a light in the next town. We were able to turn there and make our way back onto I-70. Yeah!! Afer we had been up to speed for about 10 minutes there was another slow down to stop and go speed. As we got closer we noticed that one lane had been closed and further ahead we saw the reason. A tanker truck had turned over and had been in the median. When we got there the truck was back upright but the tank and cab were all smashed in and the two or three wreckers that had been required to turn it back upright were just disconnecting and leaving the scene.
After those little time stealers, it was pretty fair sailing to Columbus and then on to Cleveland. We got to Don's store about 3:45 (about 2 1/2 hours later than we were originally thinking) and headed out for what was now going to be an early supper.
We went to the Outback steak house. I like to go there when I'm in Cleveland for the U.S. Indoor Champs every November. Good steaks, and the staff has always been fun. After filling our faces and yakking for a while we figured it was time to get Don back to the store and us back on the road.
At 7:05 p.m. we had filled up the Saturn across from the store and hit the highway. Now, I know I was the navigator at this particular point, but I had buried my nose in my notebook creating a gas mileage spreadsheet for Cap'n Dilkie for about 10 to 15 minutes when I looked up and didn't recognize the area we were in. I have done this part of the trip about 15 times in the past 11 years so I did get used to some of the landmarks etc. We had got through downtown Cleveland and past the airport (where they are running the Cleveland Grand Prix this weekend)and along Lake Erie. However, our fearless but myopic Cap'n Lee had missed the turn off for I-90 East and was heading down some rural highway (max 45 Mph) that ran parallel but just North of it. When I looked up I asked "when are we going to hit I-90?" When Lee said "this is it", I beleive I responded with "I don't think so Tim!". Anyway, we found our galactical co-ordinates, and manoevered the 'Dilkieprise' to the next wormhole that connected with I-90, several miles later.
Lee was still driving when we passed from 65 Mph Ohio into 55 Mph Pennsylvania. Yep, you guessed it, we were cruising along behind this truck in the right hand lane when the truck pulled into the left lane to pass two cars stopped on the right shoulder. One stopp-ee and one TOTALLY un-marked stopp-er. We didn't know this at the time but it became quite obvious when we saw this nondescript car come up on us very quickly and turn on one of those nifty flashing dashboard lights. The officer explained to Lee that the speed limit in Pennsylvania was 55 Mph and that he had clocked us at 72. We both said "55?" at the same time and the trooper sort of grinned and said "It's clearly marked at the border." Thinking about it later, I was wondering if maybe we missed it because we were passing a truck while we were crossing the state line. Either way, the trooper decided to just give Lee a warning and set us loose on the highway again. I got a few seconds of video tape of the cruiser sitting behind the Saturn with lights on (for proof) and Lee and I changed seats for another leg of the journey.
It was 8:36 (on the tape) when we got back into the car and headed East towards New York State and then Syracuse. When we got to Buffalo it was 10:00 p.m. or very close. Even with the little detour out of Cleveland and the stop in Pennsylvania we still did the 'usual' 3 hours from Buffalo to Cleveland. Not too shabby, I guess we made up a little bit when we hit the 65 MPH New York border... :-).
We stopped just short of Syracuse for a bladder break and gas stop and carried on to the I-81 interchange and then North to Watertown. We made a short stop at the Price Chopper there in Watertown for junk food (not available in Canada) and then off again for the border. The rest of the trip was pretty calm (but quick) and we ended up back at Mike's (our departure site) at about 3:15 a.m. Wednesday, July 2nd.
We transferred my stuff to my van which I had left there on Sunday and we both hit the road home. Well, after spending 30 plus hours in the Saturn it sure was different getting into my Safari. It really did feel like I was on the 2nd storey and verrry weird when cornering.
Well, that's about it for this mid-summer adventure. The next one will probably be the 3rd annual Hershey run (Kemptville to Smith's Falls) in Mike's boat. I know you're just dying to check that one out.
September, 1997
I made the trip to Cleveland on my own to attend Carri Gerber's wedding on Sept. 20th. I was sure I was going to bore myself to death with a 9 hour solo drive. On the contrary, the trip went quite smoothly and quickly. By the time I arrived at Don's store, it seemed like only a couple of hours had passed instead of 9.
I did have my notebook with me and while I had stopped for gas and a coke, I connected it up to my cell phone and set it to receive faxes. I had pre-arranged with someone to send me a fax at noon to see if all this whiz-bang techy stuff would work. Well, the software answered the phone and detected that there was indeed a fax being sent however, it didn't stay connected long enough for the complete fax to be received. At 75 mph, it guess the cell dropped the call part way through. I think that had I been stationary, it may have worked.
A quick note about the Pennsylvania speed limit noted in the above adventure. I made a mental note to check the speed limit as you entere Pennsylvania from the East (travelling West) and it is 65 mph! Yep, that's right 65, different from entering from the West (travelling East). I watched it as I drove through and approximately half way it changed to 60 and finally again to 55 just before the Ohio border where it changes back to 65. Weird. It guess it may be set by the county so that they can extract their own fines etc. If you are going that way, watch for it!
Dateline: Oct. 16 to Oct. 19, 1997
Well, who'd a thunk it, but I made yet another trip to Indianapolis (and Cleveland) for an urgently needed MRI. Bob had injured his knee and had been told that there was a 10 to 12 MONTH waiting period for having an MRI done here at home. And of course no specialist or orthopoedic surgeon would do anything without the MRI. Who wants to hobble around on a severly painful knee for 12 months?
Anyway, Bob called and asked if it would be possible, I checked and once we were agreed on a day and plan, Bob gave the call..."Road Trip Otis!"
We left Bob's place in Stittsville at 7:00 pm Thursday evening and hit the road. We stopped just short of Watertown for the first fuel stop and got to Syracuse at close to 10:20 pm. I'd have to check my log but these times are close enough for government work. After a pee break and driver switch somewhere on I-90 in New York, we were off again and got to Buffalo at approximately 12:30 am. This is not too shabby as our rule-of-thumb times from other trips are about 3 hours from Syracuse to Buffalo and then 3 hours again to Cleveland. And, that is what we did. We hit Cleveland at 3:30 am and continued past, this time taking the same route that Lee and I took on the return trip last time. It proved to be at least a half-hour shorter with us arriving in Indianapolis at 8:30 am our time (7:30 their time). We went to the hotel looking for an early check-in as we had just completed 13.5 hours on the road after being up all day at work. For me it was 24.5 hours with only about two 15 minute snoozes in the passenger seat. Needless to say, we were pretty zonked.
After a few hours of sleep we were awake enough to start feeling a bit hungry. Somewhere around 1:30 pm we started out on an exploratory tour. We were looking for electronic stores or places that sold cellular accessories as well as someplace to have a snack. We ended up in an older neighbourhood and finally found an Arby's. I say 'older' but you could say that Bob and I sort of 'stood out'. Although it was noticeable we didn't worry too much about it.
Well, we didn't have any luck at any of the electronic or department stores we checked out so we headed back towards the hotel to make Bob's 5:00 o'clock appointment.
Unlike Lee's experience in "the Tube", Bob was not in any more pain because of having to keep his leg still. The series of 'pictures' was also a bit shorter than Lee's at about 30 minutes. Actually, I think I noticed Bob dozing off for a few minutes while the shots were being taken.
Looking at the monitor (and the pictures afterward) it was suggested that Bob had a problem with the medial meniscus. Well, the pain made it obvious that there was problem, the pictures just make it visible and locatable.
After the MRI, as with Lee, we took off over to Hooters for a burger and a couple of pitchers of beer. And again, that cold beer and the scenery was pretty good. Actually we had a bit of a floor show. We all looked over at the sound of a stool falling to see an older man collapsing onto the floor. It was as if his bones turned to Jello, he just 'flowed' to the floor. The staff was very quickly by his side and calling for an ambulance. He came to a minute or so later and was looking a little peaked but the waitress suggested that he sit up in a chair. Well, that lasted about 40 seconds and he just 'flowed' out of the chair and passed out again. This time they left him on the floor until the paramedics arrived. Ten or fifteen minutes later when the paramedics left, he followed them out under his own power. Bob and I headed back to the hotel and crashed (quite heavily) about 11:00.
Saturday morning we got up (a bit lazily I must admit), fueled up the Big Red Truck and hit the road towards Cleveland, while keeping a watchful eye for a Denny's for breakfast.
The drive went well and we found our way to Medina which is about 20 minutes south of Cleveland on I-71. We headed into town to look for more 'toy' stores and ended up going to A.I. Root to pick up some candle supplies (Bob) and a candle or two. On the way out of town we pass Paul Koontz's house and I suggested popping in to ask if he knows some good electronic stores. When I knocked on the door I heard his wife (Peggy) ask "Who is that?". Paul said, "It's Bill." Then after a couple of seconds, "Hey, what the hell is he doing here?" As I had just been there 4 weeks previously and talked about coming back for the Indoor Champs at the end of November, he was a little surprised to see me a month early. Shock value can be fun.
Paul suggested that he show us around town looking for our 'toy' stores as he had to run into town to pick up some hoses at the local Sears. Hey, any excuse to go looking for gadgets right? Well the search was un successful as we couldn't find anyone who carried spare batteries for Bob's cell phone. It is a new model and I guess the accessories are not readily available yet. Other than that, we had a good visit with Paul and then hit the road towards Cleveland to meet Don for an Outback dinner.
We eventually got a table and enjoyed yet another great meal of charred mammal. During our mini pig out I remembered a place Don had told me about that had good corned beef. I mentioned it to Bob who, while still enjoying his prime rib dinner, perked up immediately. Apparently he is a corned beef fan.
Plans were made and directions divulged and after leaving the Outback, we headed over to Luna's to pick up a couple of sandwiches (and apple dumplings) for the road trip back. We left Don's store and hit the highway towards Pennsylvania and the whopping Outlet Mall Paul had told us about.
The reason this Outlet Mall sounded interesting is that it had a Sony store in it. It also had a Black & Decker and Chicago Cutlery and probably a hundred more. What can I say, gadgets, power tools, and cutlery. No contest.
Well, to cut this a little shorter, (I know, too late right?)we got there after hours and decided that waiting until 11:00 am for their Sunday opening was a little too late. We still had an 8 hour trip ahead of us, so at the stroke of midnight we shuffled off towards Buffalo. We did end up making it to Syracuse at about 5:00 am but it was pretty crazy with very dense patches of fog and the most deer I've ever seen in my life. Unfortunately, most of them had been hit on the highway. Happily, we saw about 7 or 8 live ones as well. They are much cuter that way.
We had to find someplace to crash as we were both wiped at this point. We stayed at the Quality Inn and at about 10:30 headed off to the Carousel Mall in search of the ever elusive Sony Cell Phone Battery. Nothing there, so we headed North towards Watertown to extend the search (and pick up some lunch). No trip to Watertown is without a visit to the Price Chopper for junk food and a hot sauce search. And again in Ogdensburg as we reached the border on the way home.
After a stop at Mike's in Kemptville we got back to Bob's at 7:00pm Sunday. All in all not a bad adventure. Especially since it wasn't really planned.
This will sound a little stupid but I'm looking forward to doing the 9 hour drive to Cleveland again at the end of November. It may well be the last running of the Indoor Champs, hosted by NORCAR. I guess I'll have to find another reason to get down there to visit.
November 26th
Dave Ede and I headed off to Cleveland for the 17th and maybe last, annual U.S. Indoor Championships. We left Dave's at about 5:50 am and headed for the border at Ogdensburg after a supply stop at the duty free shop. Gotta take that Canadian beer to the less fortunate :-). We had discussed and decided to try to hit that big outlet mall in Grove City Pennsylvania on the way to Cleveland.
We got to the mall about 4:00 pm approx. and spent about an hour and a half looking through the Sony and Black & Decker stores mostly. There were two other small places we looked into, one for die cast cars, and another for sunglasses for Dave. There were some good deals and some not so good deals to be had. I'll have to make a trip there one day just for the purpose of surveying the rest of the hundred or so outlet stores. If you are intersted, it is located 1 exit South of I-80 on I-79 at Grove City Pensylvania. If you are travelling South on I-79, take the Grove City exit up the ramp to the lights, turn right and take your first left into the entrance. Unless it's dark, you really can't miss this place, it is huge. Did I mention it was big?
Anyway, the weather was turning nasty with dark clouds zooming across the sky and rain that didn't know if it should be freezing or not, so we hit the highway towards Cleveland. It was a little longer than I remembered (I must have dozed when Bob and I did it) so it is not the same distance as the regular route to Cleveland. But if you have the time and want to bargain hunt, it certainly is something to see.
June 26, 1998
I took off on another solo trip to Cleveland well, Medina actually. I headed down to help my friend Paul run an annual Go Kart race in the Medina town square. It is positively erie how much the town square looks like the town in Back to the Future. I'll post a picture or two when I get the chance to get them off my video camera.
This was the third year that Paul has organized this event. The competitors come from businesses around town and from out of town. There are several of these Mini Grand Prix races held around the area. The entry fees go to running the race (costs) and then, in this particular case, to the Historical Society (I believe) so that they can restore and maintain the older buildings in the town. I must say, it is a gorgeous little town. It is about 20 minutes or so, south of Cleveland on I-71. If you are in the area, stop in. There are some very nice sites and stores. Medina is the home of (supposedly) the largest K-Mart in the US. They also have a store called Strictly Bears. You guessed it, stuffed bears and bears only. They do have a web page, I'll put in the address when I remember to dig up their card.
The trip went well until I remembered that I left most of my clothes hanging in the garment bag in my room at home. This was about 500 KM into the trip, so it was a little late to turn back. I decided to make a run to the huge outlet mall in Pennsylvania to pick up some shirts etc. on the way. I had left at 6:20 am and got to the border (duty free shop) when they opened at 7:00. I was at the outlet mall in PA at 2:25 pm. (only one potty stop) the trip odometer read 799.8 KM and that was on one tank. So I did 800 KM in 8 hours, on one tank. Not bad! Actually, until the trip back (807KM) it was the best mileage I had ever done on one tank.
The racing was fun. Paul had recruited me to be the 'official' starter. After a crash course in what flag was what, (other than the chequered, green, white, black and red) I figured I was ready to go. With the help of the crack team on the timing stand (Pat, Eric and Don) we got things done.
Until next entry.....